Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god
Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life
listening to a song about a relationship and thinking I can’t relate to this at all
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
i’m feeling sick
no no no no
uh that freaks me out
Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial
How do white people survive?
Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?
Pandora: Adam Lambert? Really? I mean. It’s…okay, we all have guilty pleasures. Don’t worry about it. Actually, dude… Let’s just forget this happened.
Youtube: R-Right. Yeah.
im gonna donate my body to science so they can discover how one person can have so many cool cells.
Watching the Supernatural episode titles develop is hilarious
I mean at first they’re all like
“oh yes we’re very informative and deep and simple all at the same time”
“you know what we’re bored let’s be a bit sarcastic and reference-y”
“YAY EVERYONE LIKES ALLITERATION LET’S HAVE A PARTY”
I don’t believe in Canada
HOLY SHIT ALASKA IS FUCKING HUGE
someone go tell John Green we found Alaska
Just saw a Master Chef promotional commercial where the girl said her dish’s secret ingredient was breast milk and Chef Ramsay spat it on her face
OMG, that’s some Final Destination, Resident Evil kind of shit right there.
“Caught My Boyfriend Of 2 Years Cheating, And This Is My Revenge”
You are brilliant!
Normally I’m against crazy ex revenge but this is both hilarious and, to be honest, seems like it would be fun.