fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

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crrocs:

Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life 

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matt-smiths:

swaggywhale:

inno-cent:

listening to a song about a relationship and thinking I can’t relate to this at all

#but my otp can

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rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

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rest-in-psychedelia:

jerkpattillo:

ungratefullittleshit:

i’m feeling sick

no no no no

uh that freaks me out 

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nextlevelgoogly:

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

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theinterwebsseries:

Pandora: Adam Lambert? Really? I mean. It’s…okay, we all have guilty pleasures. Don’t worry about it. Actually, dude… Let’s just forget this happened.

Youtube: R-Right. Yeah.

LISTEN TO YOUTUBE’S GUILTY PLEASURE PLAYLIST HERE OOH~

meladoodle:

im gonna donate my body to science so they can discover how one person can have so many cool cells.

aburglarhobbit:

Watching the Supernatural episode titles develop is hilarious

I mean at first they’re all like

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“oh yes we’re very informative and deep and simple all at the same time”

but then

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“you know what we’re bored let’s be a bit sarcastic and reference-y”

and now

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“YAY EVERYONE LIKES ALLITERATION LET’S HAVE A PARTY”

the-half-bl00d-princess:

nothingbeatsagoodbook:

everykissbeginswithgay:

tyrannia:

1stclasspussy:

I don’t believe in Canada 

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HOLY SHIT ALASKA IS FUCKING HUGE

someone go tell John Green we found Alaska

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Just saw a Master Chef promotional commercial where the girl said her dish’s secret ingredient was breast milk and Chef Ramsay spat it on her face

karlcalv:

OMG, that’s some Final Destination, Resident Evil kind of shit right there.  

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whambamtysam:

lovesickandtwistedmelodies:

distinguishedbaloney:

“Caught My Boyfriend Of 2 Years Cheating, And This Is My Revenge”

You are brilliant!

Normally I’m against crazy ex revenge but this is both hilarious and, to be honest, seems like it would be fun.